Quotes, Reviews, Musings, and Previews of my works.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to
sit down and listen
The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
I don't want to put the world to rights... I just don't like people who put the world to wrongs.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal
~ Groucho Marx
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it
Charles R. Swindoll
The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible
in spite of appearances.
I’ve already left the world a better place simply through my offspring
It takes two things to become a consultant: Grey hair and hemorrhoids.
The gray hair makes you look distinguished
The hemorrhoids make you look concerned
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, but only saps today of its strength.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any
How to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go, they merely
determine where you start
If women ran the World we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go
It is impossible to have lived without failing at something, unless you've lived
so cautiously as to have never lived at all
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do
Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have
been tried from time to time.
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be