The Adventures of Gabriel Celtic

The Adventures of Gabriel Celtic

Monday, October 31, 2016

Quote of the day 10-31

My wife. She was afraid of the dark. She saw me naked. Now she is afraid of the light

Rodney Dangerfield.


Friday, October 28, 2016

Quote of the day 10-28

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Quote of the day 10-27

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic

Ellen DeGeneres


Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Quote of the day 10-26

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field

Niels Bohr


Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Quote of the day 10-25

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead

Thomas Paine




Monday, October 24, 2016

Quote of the day 10-24

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers

Dave Barry


Friday, October 21, 2016

Quote of the day 10-21

Life is like a horse race. They don't pay the leader anything at the halfway point for being ahead


Thursday, October 20, 2016

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Quote of the day 10-19

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go

T. S. Eliot

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Monday, October 17, 2016

Quote of the day 10-17

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way

Rollo May

Friday, October 14, 2016

Quote of the day 10-14

It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog

Mark Twain

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Quote of the day 10-13

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way

Steve Martin


Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Quote of the day 10-11

If you could put a price on stupidity the general population would be millionaires...




Monday, October 10, 2016

Friday, October 7, 2016

Quote of the day 10-7

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

 George Carlin

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Quote of the day 10-6

The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success

Vince Lombardi

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Quote of the day 10-5

You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"

George Bernard Shaw 

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Quote of the day 10-4

Hyperthetical is making up crap really fast


Posted By JT Lewis to Did I Stutter? (Well....maybe...) at 3/14/2012 06:30:00 AM

Monday, October 3, 2016

Quote of the day 10-3

The boldness of his mind was sheathed in a scabbard of politeness

Dumas Malone on Thomas Jefferson