Quotes, Reviews, Musings, and Previews of my works.
My wife. She was afraid of the dark. She saw me naked. Now she is afraid of the light
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers
Life is like a horse race. They don't pay the leader anything at the halfway point for being ahead
Life's tough ... It's even tougher if you're stupid
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go
T. S. Eliot
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them
A. A. Milne
It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way
It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way
Time is the longest distance between two places
If you could put a price on stupidity the general population would be millionaires...
Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club
Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success
You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw
Hyperthetical is making up crap really fast
-- Posted By JT Lewis to Did I Stutter? (Well....maybe...) at 3/14/2012 06:30:00 AM
The boldness of his mind was sheathed in a scabbard of politeness
Dumas Malone on Thomas Jefferson